an alternoute route?

Birthday Wishes to... me

(CUE MUSIC...) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... OK, YOU GET THE IDEA. I AM 32 TODAY AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT IT ALL FEELS THE SAME AFTER 30. HOPEFULLY BY MY 33RD WE WILL BE PREGNANT AND BUYING A HOUSE. HERE IS TO HAVING THE BEST LAID PLANS ACTUALLY WORK OUT.