DEAR SANTA,
I WAS ONLY BAD ONCE THIS YEAR. OK, MAYBE MORE THAN ONCE...BUT LET'S BE HONEST, WHO HASN'T BEEN AT LEAST A LITTLE BAD (AND I AM WAY NICER THAN I AM NAUGHTY.) BY THE WAY, I SHOULD NOT BE HELD AT ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR MY WIFE'S BEHAVIOR. SO, I AM GONNA ASK FOR A FEW THINGS THIS YEAR...NONE OF IT WILL COST YOU A CENT AND ITS REALLY THE SAME THINGS I ASK FROM GOD SO MAYBE THE TWO OF YOU CAN SPLIT THE LIST AND GET IT COVERED.
1) I WOULD LIKE GOOD HEALTH AND HAPPINESS FOR ALL OF MY LOVED ONES.
2) I WOULD LIKE MY SONS TO CONTINUE TO BE SUCCESSFUL.
3) I WOULD LIKE FOR EVERYONE SUFFERING THROUGH INFERTILITY ISSUES TO FIND PEACE AND CALM AMID THE CHAOS.
4) I WOULD LIKE TO GET PREGNANT AND STAY PREGNANT AND HAVE A HEALTHY HAPPY BEAUTIFUL BABY...PLEASE...PRETTY PLEASE
SINCERELY,
MICHELLE
P.S. I WILL THROW IN SOME EXTRA COOKIES AND TOSS IN A COUPLE OF BEERS INSTEAD OF MILK IF YOU HELP ME OUT
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